~That you can watch re-runs of Cosby Show, Roseanne, and Growing Pains on Nick at Nite at 3:30, 4, and 4:30 am, respectively?? At least that's what time I think it was.
~The highly creative children who can spend literally HOURS making up fascinating stories about sports figures, race car drivers, and super heroes when they are "playing" suddenly melt into a pool of whining, writhing, freaks when asked to do ANY kind of writing. I just might strangle the next person who says to me, "IIIIIII dooooon't geeeeeet iiiiiiiiit!!!!"
~Your children will jump out of bed if you tell them there is a brand-new box of Reese's Puffs (Okay, actually Kroger Cocoa and Peanut Butter Fusion) on the counter for breakfast and only enough milk for probably 3 bowls.
~M&Ms are a highly motivating "Be ye kind" tool. However, you have to keep doing it. I have forgotten to get more M&Ms, and everyone is back to business as usual around here.
~I have a huge tumor of a zit coming on--right in the middle of my forehead!! Who says blemishes are only for adolescence?
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What on earth were you doing up at 3:30, 4, 4:30...????
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